I'd put it in my links but as anyone who has clicked on them knows they aren't working at the moment

Well I went to Birmingham today and saw Eddie Izzard. He was hilarious

I also passed my minibus test which was nice

“It all began when I was five. Up until then I hadn’t even looked at heavy machinery but that night it entered my life forever and changed it irrevocably.

My Parents had gone out for the evening leaving Mary Sue to babysit me.She was the girl from next door and after half an hour she got bored of flicking through the channels on our old black and white television and rang up her boyfriend. I was sitting there right on the carpet in front of them all evening and if I’d turned around I imagine my fragile little mind would have been warped in numerous ways but as it was I was transfixed to the television screen. Gary had brought round a video and popped in as soon as he had arrived. The film was “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”. You know the one? Where some teens car breaks down and they get hacked to pieces by a Psycho. They’ve just done a remake of it. This was the beginning of my love affair with the Chainsaw.

I can see you backing away with a terrified look in your eye but don’t worry. I’ve never killed anyone with one. That wasn’t what got me excited. The Severed limbs and bleeding torso’s just washed right over me. I think it was the noise that originally sucked me in. Beoooooo”

Charles picked up the remote control and turned the television off. He shook his head and took a glance around the small travel tavern he was staying in. The flickering neon lights of the hotel’s sign could be seen through the gossamer thin curtains. With a groan he got to his feet and began to pace around the room. His eyes kept glancing over to the large package in the corner and at one point he made as if to pick it up but he had practised enough for one night. He needed to relax and get his head together. After a final lap of the room and a brief visit to the small ensuite bathroom Charles sat on the edge of the single bed. He then promptly fell off the bed and fast asleep.

When he awoke Charles found himself flat on his back on the bed under the duvets. He flipped onto his side and saw a lump. He edged his way over towards the mound and nuzzled up against it. Ella let out a contented sigh and Charles fell asleep again.

When he awoke the dawnlight was streaming in through the window and Ella was standing at end of the bed putting on her pink halter top. Charles let out a sly wolf whistle and Ella turned to look at him Coquettueshly. All of a sudden a pack of Rabid chincillas came flying out of the wall vents at the same time that a herd of Spiders swinging in through the window. Ella turned to Charles and said

“Shall we go get breakfast now?. I hear the Pancake restaurant across the road does an excllent pigs in a blanket.”

“Darling,Shouldn’t we do something about the war breaking out on our carpet between these Chincillas and Spiders?”

“Just ignore them. It’ll just encourage them otherwise” Charles looked once more at the battle raging on the faux labarador fyr carpet and then looked up with a glimmer of terror in his eyes. “Trust me honey. Let’s just go for breakfast and then start getting ready for the competition” Without another word Ella took Charles by the hand and dragged him out of the door.

Oh and half the science is done.

By Mainly Clean Pants

Unfortunately this means I have very little time left to do my assignments. Science is due in Friday and I'm not really around tomorrow at all.As I've got a minibus test in the morning and Eddie Izzard in the Evening so I have about 4 hours inbetween to work out a rationale on how to teach children Science. Oh the joy but on the plus side. Eddie Izzard.

Anyway off to do some Welsh now.

Neither these am I doing. Why does motivation always abandon you when it is most needed? Still got until Tuesday to finish this thing.