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On the Day The Rapture Happened
by wood



On the day the Rapture happened,



The man in America

Who keeps a record

Of all the things happening in the world

So he knows when the Rapture will happen

Found that he'd got a hundred per cent

A hundred per cent chance of the end

That Jesus would come and take him away



And he went outside



And he waited



And he waited



And he waited a bit longer

And he looked at his watch

And he made himself a cup of coffee



And he went inside and he thought:

Back to the drawing board, then.



On the day the Rapture happened,



Nobody noticed that anything had come to pass



But a family in Jaipur wondered where

Grandad had wandered off to



And nobody wondered where

The girl who slept in a cardboard box

In a shop doorway

On a street

In Buenos Aires

Had gone to at all.







wood lives in swansea, where his activities include administrating the john heron project