The man who combs the tassles on his settee.
Stuart Mcmillan of Eastbourne in Sussex keeps a special comb in the front room which he uses when life's tassles become too much of a tangle.
But one question remains - is he the only one? Do you know of any other secret tassle combers? If you have evidence that this practice is more widespread than unsuspecting members of the public suspect then please us a picture or name them on our bulletin board.